Monday, 1 December 2008

Tell it how it is, eh?

Excellent, finally an online personality test that gives really rude and offensive replies!

Eysenck's Test Results
Extraversion (72%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
Neuroticism (67%) moderately high which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Psychoticism (80%) high which suggests you are overly selfish, uncooperative, and difficult at the expense too often of the well being of others.
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Or too close to the bone, perhaps.

5 comments:

la said...

Extroversion 54%
Neuroticism 73%
Psychoticism 43%

Extroversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

Neuroticism results were high which suggests you are very worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.

Psychoticism results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly kind natured, trusting, and helpful at the expense of your own individual development (martyr complex).

Abysmal Musings said...

:-)

It's all shit no matter how one interprets it. Your results look better than mine. Would you like to swap? My wife's dovetail perfectly apart from the neuroticism, which was similar.

I can't help feeling it's all a load of rubbish. After all, everyone I know thinks I'm helpful, empathetic, caring etc. But 80% psychotic and selfish? Just because I might question the rules? Doesn't mean I don't keep to them.

Pfffffffffffffffff!!!

Abysmal Musings said...

gawd... bloody blogger... the deleted comment said: "My Wife's" results dovetail with mine. I was going to delete the previous, and correct it and repost, but now I see that there is this creepy "deleted by the author" thing, I really can't be arsed, and it will only look worse and worse, like the palipsest of interminable misquotations...

In the noble pursuit of being clear, one ends up in a morass of ambiguity. Blah. :-)

la said...

*nods* Have a mug of cocoa. I think I shall.

The thing I don't like about these tests is that no-one is cheerful or out-going or energetic all the time. Only eejits like Father Ted's Father Dougal have one mood. Depending on how I'm feeling and who I'm with I can either be introvert or extrovert.

As you can see, I'm still up at odd hours. It's so cold it's hard to type.

Word verification is 'comasive'
I think I've been in one of those.

Abysmal Musings said...

Yeah it's effing freezing here too, and both fires are burning...

We have blankets hung behind the doors all over the house, thick curtains, but we're on the top of the Cotswolds and bear the brunt of the westerlies as they speed over the brow of the scarp. But heck, the rent is cheap.

Cocoa sounds super. My stomach is certainly in favour, even if my mind is humming and hahing. Can you email one, so I don't have to make the decision on my own behalf? (ok, will eat something at any rate).

Comasive? Blimey, too many meanings to be pulled out of that concatenation.

Oh, and I just noticed I spelled palimpsest wrong earlier - and why why why is it 5:16? I blame my brother. :-)