Saturday, 27 December 2008

The Most Ridiculous Thing I've Ever Said

That I fancied a threesome with Nina Simone and Josephine Baker. But, I was paid the greatest Don Juan compliment of my entire life by my dear and darling wife, when I said, "I must have been mad when I said that, they'd tear me to pieces," and she cast her critical eye and also her caring eye, and said, "actually, (them being dead aside), you well might be surprised". Thanks, my love. But I still stand by my original opinion. :-D

(NB some material facts have been altered to make me sound worse)

And I really am going to persuade her to write the guestpost one of these days when she isn't shaking her head at me. x


edit, tomorrow dear? x


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