Tuesday, 7 February 2017

ESA50 again! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mental, Cognitive and Intellectual Capabilities.

(11). Learning how to do tasks.

Um… errr... what?

(12). Awareness of hazards or danger.

Shit, whoops!

(13). Starting and finis

(14). Coping with changes.

Turn and face the strain
(Ch-ch-Changes)
Don't have to be a richer man

(Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes)

Turn and face the strange
(Ch-ch-Changes)
Don't want to be a better man,

Time may change me
But I can't trace time

(15). Going out.

May I wear split-crotch panties and nipple tassles?

(16). Coping with social situations.

Fookin’ ‘it ‘em!

(17). Behaving appropriately.

She studied the infernal fucking machine, reached out a finger, and traced the lengths of the glistening steel probes. She squatted over her partners mouth, and slowly dropped a long turd between her perfectly made-up lips, and between her exquisite teeth. Igor came in with the donkeys.

(18). Eating and drinking.

I’ll have a large Lagavulin please, and a salami enema. Ta love.

Face to face assessment.

No thanks, but if I have to, byddai i yn hoffi fy asesu yn Gymraeg.

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